He’s got the whole Rowe in his hands.
Mini Minnie Driver drives her Mini Mini Cooper over Todd Bridges Bridges in a hurry. Micro Mike Rowe is expecting her for dinner!
Short Martin Short would rather watch Innerspace than Big Momma’s House; Micro Mike Rowe would rather watch either film on a bigger TV.
Micro Mike Rowe just loves doin’ some old school spelunkin’ in some old school Mountain Dews.
Micro Mike Rowe and Tiny Tiny Lister were happy to have guests over, but Lil Lil Jon, Lil Lil Wayne, and Lil Lil Bow Wow couldn’t have picked a worse time.
If you didn’t think Micro Mike Rowe was afraid of spiders, you’d be right.
Next time you re-stain your leather wallet, all Micro Mike Rowe asks is that you double-check if he’s sleeping in it.
Don’t call Micro Mike Rowe a Doll… call him an Action Figure! (But he understands that some women will still say, “He’s a doll.”)
Micro Mike Rowe has a pretty big appetite for being so small, but he’s really starting to push the limits of his eating. Micro Mike Rowe, it’s too late to share! Get out of that spoon!
Although he didn’t mean to stumble onto a photo shoot, Micro Mike Rowe really had a carving for some Coconut. You might say he went Coconuts!